Spam doesn’t normally catch my attention, but this particular piece of spam left as a comment on this site really caught my eye. I’ve read spam emails before, but never this ridiculous.

{Dear Sir. Mr. Dr. D.I.}
i am mr simon okoye from london,,the Executive director operations intercontinental Bank plc Branch london,28years in Banking system guideline,58 years of age on earth also a married man with three children two boys and one girl,below are there name,pius okoye,peter okoye,olivia okoye,also my wife merry okoye,

So Mr and Mrs Spammer and their three little Spammer kids say hello.

Please take my good day, how are you today,I hope all is transferring very well if so doxology.

Things are transferring very well thanks, and doxology to you too.

SwitzerlandworldBank was confirm about,the money on July 3rd1997, the owner of the money late, Mr,chife, sir, rocky-tiger-king-from isreal

I want to change my job title to Rocky Tiger King now.  From Israel is optional though.

address 22 abarbanel st apt 31 {attn c/o tzur,family rishon 75309 isreal nationality isreal citizen occupations computer formal bank director , age 46 date of birth 23-02-1962 late sir,was the formal executive bank director operations at mercantile discount bank limited isreal bank ,on the years 1994,17 branch 668 rishon lezion isreal ,

I think he’s saying the guy is from Israel… land of the rocky-tiger-kings.

Help to forward this to convert all the documents with
your name backups at Intercontinental bank Plc.
(Forward needed {to i.e.} Boss/Director)
{Your picture and what your occupation is}
{Your telecommunication number}
{Your account detail address of the bank}
{Your account signature}
{Your age and also your fax number}
{Your wife age and occupation}
{The number of your children and what their occupation is}
{The age of your father}
{The age of your mother}
{Your identity card number}

Consider it done Mr Okoye!

Are a must know
1,Bankers need to keep account records
2,Doctors need to keep patient report
3,Lawyers need to keep client report
4,Engineers need to make presentation
5,Secretary need to keep office record
6,Company need to keep trues record
7,Student need to make themselves globally relevant,
this are what the lord almighty created on his world

This is after he explained in great length how the US$965 million would be paid to me in 92 installments.

I promise you that all the money would be transferred into your own account and bear this in mind that all the money would be dividend into 70% is to 20%by 10%

Deep in my heart I want to believe him!

Thanks and Topic by (SA)
Mr. Simon Okoye Director (ie) Bank, and john Anth
Confirm (Sec) Bank.
Yours faithfully,
The Lord bear with us - Amen.70%, 20%.by 10%
THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OPERATIONS INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC BRANCH LONDON,

Amen.70%, 20%.by 10% brother.